March 2012
February 2012
i think i need to block you, sorry.
DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why is my mother the most annoying person in the world
huh
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“unique piece of space”
wow i had a very strange dream that my advisor invited me and my friend to stay at his mountain house because we were homeless and for part of the dream he was trying to educate us on cigarettes and tell us that we could go for two days and that he believed in us. (???) And then we hiked around the mountain neighborhood to find this free restroom and once we found it, we realized that the toilet...
“i used to be more than a heavy smoker, i was a cigarette.”
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i always think its weird when tv talk show hosts ask their guests to “hang around” like, what if they were just like “you know.. no. no i’m not going to hang out around, i’m leaving!” but instead they’re just like “oh sure!”
damn
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ughhhhhh
wooo i have done everything in my power to avoid the EASIEST homework assignment in the universe
i also decided to change my voicemail to the george costanza song and now its forever stuck in my head
i must be out or i’d pick up the phone
where could iiiiiiii be?